A Douple-Dip in the Bunker Bath [X2]

This month [August], Alex Robinson made two appearances at The Doubleplus Secret Doublegood Sexy Celtic Rebel Underground Command Bunker ™ for a set of shows centered around the differences between the sexes, and hoping to make a genuine effort aimed at healing the programmed [and widening] rift between us.

Had the Bubble Bath all ready, but no [alternative] radio history was to be made. Were I to hazard a guess as to why not, surely it’s the mistrust women have for each other. :twisted: Perhaps, someone was fearing that Lucy would poison the well? :wink:

The first show [above] was on August 1st, where we talked about a number of things [download of show], most delving into the programming we have been subjected to since childhood. If I had to make another stab in the dark, I’m sure some of my own areas of focus and proclivities could be put down to programming.

Men and women have indeed received an undue amount of programming, turning them upside-down, and the whole bloody world along with us. Nothing, not one god damn sacred institution is what it’s been sold to us as. Synchronicity does not lie.

This show could be considered a continuation of the Romance is Dead series I did back in April. I gave it out as between-show homework assignment and I would consider it inflammable material for anyone interested in making a genuine effort to understand themselves and each other.

The sacred feminine has been all but destroyed in our world. The glorification of zombies via the media, in essence has made necrophilia a de facto sex practice.

Both of the sexes have gotten their share of destructive programming. At its root, you could argue what “they” have and are doing, rather successfully, is turning men into women and women into men. Healthy heterosexual relations are key to “life.”

Aside from the slew of anally focused themes embeddeded in the above advert [such as “my ass is my emb-ass-a-door” and “invited to kiss it”], it intentionally plants the idea, into women, that the girl pictured above has a “big” butt. Huh?

What we tried to do was go stretch beyond comfort and begin to further dismantle that false personality, that voice in our heads, which is determined to try and stop us from living our lives. Oh, and as that Alex claims this Alex said, “passionately.”

Hence, I expect more resistance along the way. How many of us are truly willing to look in the mirror and see our own dead face staring back at us? It’s a big topic, and the Medes have been wrecking our heads for so long, that the bullshit “battle of the sexes” has, for many of us, become nearly instinctual. Thus, we ran out of time and Alex was back on August 22nd to continue:

We again tried to offer up a dose of healing and a healthy dose of play, hoping to break down the deeply ingrained programmed rift between the sexes. Honestly though, I think few who tune in to this type of radio really care to hear this.

One such person would be the above young woman dirty mindless whore, who would just as quickly have eaten her way through 1000 meters of feces, if only the misogynists that write Sex in the Shitty had put that modus operandi into the script. Speaking of [it], despite my noble intentions, I am sure my listeners/readers knew, that sooner or later, the source of such material would enter the show:

The Priests have long known what some of my work has been uncovering, and they no doubt created the praying/preying position to serve some entity your average zombie can barely imagine. The entire ritual for the [m]Asses, appropriately named [m]Ass is calculated with scientific precision.

As brought up in the show, the lexicon surrounding it hides little. All that matters is that the parishioners participate and ass[u-me] the position. Anal Vampirism!

I’ve spoken/written of the topic many times, and as I’ve expressed recently, I feel there is a lot more validity in that line of thinking than the media-fed one of blood drinking bisexuals; the same receiving extremely heavy rotation these days. Aside from this season’s opening admission of anal fixation, the Rolling Stone cover didn’t accidentally make the blood look like anal leakage. {*1*}

Now, compare the former image to the one from our first show, and then the one subequent about children living on a shit-farm [above right]. Hence, I grew curious as to why the latter part of the title is “The Big Bang.” It makes little sense unless one considers that Don’t Go West proves that “bang” is what one might do to a drum. For those so inclined to prefer something that is as “Tight as a Drum,” then the wise know that anal leakage can best be avoided by Banging the Drum Slowly.

And yes, a “catcher” is gay slang for “a bottom,” i.e., the recipient of the banging. However, as I’ve surmised before, a few more years of this type of programming, and it really won’t matter. Hardly anyone will care and people will be quite happy to Shitty Shitty Bang Bang all day long. Going back to last week’s game …

The Answer: Bedknobs and Broomsticks.
Question: Is it “Name Two Things One Can Stick Up Their Ass,” Alex?

Bingo! {*2*} Undoubtedly some, will accuse me of speculative reasoning to arrive at above conclusions, and that’s because The Priests know they can afford to be so obvious. They are the ones who have so cleverly programmed the mind to react in that manner. When the Media informed the mind that “the illuminati hide things right under our nose” [via the da vinci code] that was a hint, not a revelation.

The praying mantis serves as a good example of how synchronicity can be used to decode the language construct. Not only does it assume the prayer position, and [the male] pray for his [sexual] wishes to be fulfilled, but afterward, he is preyed upon. Have those sitting in the “pews” ever considered that?

Speaking of, “praying to the toilet bowl” is another common metaphor. And on that note, I’m tired of crawling through shit and will take that much needed bath now.

I guess I should also mentione that preying to the gods of regurgitation is a habit taken up by those who, [usually] out of programming, drink far too much, a topic we touched on during the show, and that my Drinking Driving & Smoking show/article expands on that and Alex’s seat belt story. My old From Polygyny to Monotony article is also relevant to the discussions. {*3*}

Trying to move forward, if we [the sexes] stop blaming one another, and devoted some time in front of that mirror, blaming ourselves for our programming, that might enable those “little decisions” we can make to take monumental leaps.

No doubt, the topic/programming, is huge; far bigger than the two of us, hence Alex and Alex will likely be a regular feature. The rift, in my opinion, is far more relevant, and beneficial to our growth, than 88% of the shite out there.

I may or may not do a show next week, but starting next month, expect a heavy dose of the angry rebel. It’s been too long since I’ve done a show on my own, and have a backlog of vicious kicks to deliver. As Alex said during the [2nd] part of the show, “you gotta have balance to move forwards.” Those who like that side of me, are in for a treat…

*1: It’s also worth mentioning that the vampire on the left, Eric, killed [¿assassinated?] another male vampire by staking him, while he had his cock up dying vampire’s ass. On top of that fecal nonsense, you have yet another push of the MFM threesome theme. Yes, the Vampires are bisexual, just like the Emo Kids. While, as said, I will be making a concerted effort to bring more homosexual people along, I can’t help but note that “bisexual” is really just another way of saying “thoroughly-programmed.” [LB]

*2: From the creators of Mary Pop-Ins? So much “magic,” huh? Note that “our fine four-fendered friend” from Bang Bang suggests “feathered,” as in a duck. There may be some kind of weird thing going on between ducks and butts that I don’t quite comprehend yet. Of late, a couple of videos were pointed out to me: one entitled The Donald Duck Butt Conspiracy, and the other featuring Daffy Duck [@5:50], quite ecstatic to have a, yes, “doorknob” go up his rectum. [LB]

*3: I’m taking some time this week to get caught up on an endless ToDo list. One of these ancient tasks was to add some photos to a really old article about Sylvia Browne. I’d recomme perusing it, notably for the part about the “purple light,” which made little sense to me back then. [LB]