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A Good Year for the Apples [II]

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Alex Robinson (NZ) was back this week for Part II of Good Year for the Roses. However, before we delved into that arena (basically yet another shithole of endless codes for anal put before us by the temple doggies), it was important to take a step back and remind ourselves exactly why we are here:

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For those scratching their heads now, that reason would be to be human . As highlighted by my stories of the week early on in the show, that simple task can prove quite the challenge, when the nu-hams we are surrounded by are eagerly rushing in the opposite direction, determined to drag us [down] with them.

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While a lovely variant of Lucy may have escaped my clutches, the experiences were helpful to my humanity, and good material for the show [above and downloadable].

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Now, I’m not recommending the Rebel’s snatch, drug and relocate your daughter plan as the solution for everyone, but can rest my laurels on one aspect of it. If you send your daughter to university, there’s a virtual guarantee she will end up a whore. With the former option, she may at worst, have to prostitute herself for a meal early on, but regardless of what happens, she will never end up as a whore.

The first image [below] was sent to me by one jonfan, and represents a creature met by one astral traveller during a hallucinogen trip. Yes, very very interesting.

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Alex touched on her thoughts regarding Jehovah as the archetypal narcissist, settings an example of how not to parent that would last eons. I’m sure some will have a hard time contemplating the sense she made, but that’s just programming.

Alex [M]: “Guess the name of the game the kids were playing: cornhole!”

Alex [F]: “You have raised my hopes and dashed them most expertly.”

Speaking of the programming, for those engaging in the sponsored spring orgy rituals taking place all over approved locations in North and Central America: hotel managers be advised, start buying darker sheets. Christianized Anal is, of course, sanctioned upon high; not like we didn’t see that coming [spoken of many a time]

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Eventually, we got into the main topic [as advertised on the venue], which is Apples, but as stressed, particularly during this series of shows, the rabbit hole [of stynks] is endless when you begin to explore this symbol [¿perhaps, an aural cymbal?[. The Apple is in some instances, as Alex suggests, just A Pill, something else for as to swallow before the rape of our minds [or in some cases, ass] begins.

FYI: Yes, both of the man-boys displayed in the above [right] image are in fact, authenticated images of The One: Key-Anus. Bamboozled “awoken” followers of The New Gospel According to The Matrix, will just have to deal with this nugget.

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Sometimes the apple/a-pill is “red,’ but the [alleged] “choice” can be presented to us in a variety of colors. Honestly, it doesn’t matter what colors of the spectrum our false options come in, all that matters is that we swallow them. Hm, why are “delicious” candy apples always covered in some type of sugary brown substance?

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“For kids?” How else would we swallow these ridiculous fables of Ben Franklin and such? As sodomite occultists like Morpheus have learned, you must rape the mind/ass early [and often] to create a perpetual victim, aka “a model citizen.”

Newton was truly amazing: he learned that you couldn’t discover GRAVITY, unless you first found a source of [SH]IT from which to mix the GRAVY in. The media will gladly hand us dolts an unlimited amount of A-PILL’s to ingest daily, but those who have uncovered Solomon’s Key, are consuming a different lot of APPLES.

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Are the above images from the movie Alex recalled another example of “gravitas,” or just yet another gravy-toss in our collective stupid faces/feces? Did I [during the show] refer to such people as “seedy?” Hm, apples are loaded with seeds.

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Many others have written of how The Apple [when sliced length-wise] can represent the feminine, be it the sacred or the luscious physical delight. But, nothing is ever all that simple. As I was to personally discover through blind chance, what you see, depends on how you slice it. Yes Eve/Lucy, I missed your sublime hint.

We have options. One road leads to life; the other [as one whirling dervish of a flighty muse once chimed] “death.” I need not point out which is which, right?

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As [regularly] discussed, how often do we repeat/digest the memes given/fed to us without question? An Apple a Day? You are the Apple of my [brown] Eye? Empire and epoch-destroying Apples of Discord. Snow White’s poison Apple/Apill [which was also red]. And let’s not forget: Apple Brown Betty. :shock:

Weren’t there already more than a plethora of clues that a “seedy” element lie behind William Tell’s amazing threading/slicing of his own son’s apple? And let’s not forget the countless stargate traversing pine-apples from Don’t Go West.

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Didn’t occur to me until after I wrote this up, that the Apple of Discord was golden [that will make more sense after the follow-up regarding golden-asses]. I’m sure when you to begin to look around yourself, you will find countless more. Be careful not to lose an eye in the process, and above all, try not to be a Dick about it.

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While it may make for higher ratings were I to to continuously yell out “end of the world” or “buttex,” there are answers, and they are really simple. Do we really need a television show to remind us of that? Plus then, if we go looking for what lies underneath, we may find exactly what we’re looking for [as promo suggests].

We’ve made it through the over-hyped and inappropriately named Supermoon, and countless other fictitious fear-based programs, and the most imporant thing to do is keep laughing at the insanity. Well, at least until the 11/11/11 Assoprolypse [® CR] begins, we’ll still be here trudging forward…

 
A Few Other Arbitrary Celtic Rebel Posts on Related or Similar Subject Matter
Jan 2011: Good Year for the Roses [I] Jan 2011: Good Year for The Asses [III]
Feb 2010: Smoking Drinking & Driving Mar 2009: Saint Pattie’s Shriveled Nuts
 

Note 1: We touched on the South Park 911 Episode during the show. Even if you’ve already read it, I’d recommend doing so again [more topical now than ever]. Of relevance to the show, is the closing scene of said episode: “gravy toss?”

Note 2: Some weird technical glitch had disabled comments and ratings for this post temporarily, and we suspect one Truther Bob of hi-jinx. Hence, even though this post is older I encourage you to do both.


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